GIMME MOAR

Whenever I troll ONTD, I am happiest when there’s a Britney post. I am such a 1990s-2000s Pop Groupie, srsly. But I mean, how can you resist? She is Britney, bitch.

Check out her latest Candies ad. I don’t like the clothing line, and I doubt how much of it she ‘designed’ but I love how cute she is.

Werk it.

Take a Break, watchabritneyvideo.

Destress Time.

I’m knackered.

And have also discovered:

1. I prefer my Britney served up Dancing and Slutty-like, because she’s Britney, bitch.

2. I do not find men playing polo alluring.

It’s Britney, Bitch!