If you’re feeling badly about your life…
I know an awesome way to make you feel better!
FML- Fuck My Life!
www.fmylife.com– source of funny one (or two) liners about what went wrong in someone’s life.
I spent a disgustingly large amount of time on this website yesterday, laughing at the misfortune of others.
“Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML”
“Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, “Look, lady, I don’t have time to stroke some middle-aged woman’s ego.” I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML”
“Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML”
I hope I won’t actually end up on that website one day, with someone else laughing at me.